fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

spockhetti:

HAHAHAHAHAH SO MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT SHE AND A FRIEND OF HERS ARE FAKING A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO TAKE HIM TO THIS HOUSE IN THE MOUNTAINS WHERE THEY HAVE YEARLY FAMILY REUNIONS BUT ONLY RELATIVES AND PARTNERS ARE ALLOWED

AND SHE’S LIKE YEAH SO WE ONLY HAVE TO ACT LIKE WE ARE A COUPLE BUT WE’RE NOT OF COURSE IT WILL BE FUN

HAHAHAHAHA M8 I HAVE READ ENOUGH FANFICTION TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING

That last sentence.

9:19 pm  •  27 August 2014  •  280,148 notes

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

(Source: tiredestprincess)

9:16 pm  •  27 August 2014  •  767,189 notes
My God,” he gasped, “you’re fun to kiss.
― F. Scott Fitzgerald, Tender Is The Night (via hebrewhernia)

(Source: utopiaorapocalypse)

9:16 pm  •  27 August 2014  •  151,230 notes